Problem with gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it
really doesn't bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,
I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've
been here in your office. You didn't know I was
passing gas because they don't smell and are
silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and
come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what medicine you gave
me, but now my gas..... although still silent...
smells terrible."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've
cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your
hearing."
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