A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:

Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor:

I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!

The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.

Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.

Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors... 

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