Biggest ironies in INDIA
1) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material :)
2) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but its perfectly ok to marry one
3) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.
4) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
5) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.
One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore, because he is an IAS officer.
6) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore.
7) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
8) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !
9) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...!
10) The worst movies earn the most
11) It is shallow to ask for dowry but prospective bridegrooms should make six or seven figured salaries , preferably settled in U.S.
12) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.